Friday, January 30, 2009

"I want to go grocery shopping this week."
"Then you'd better put these on."



"Hold up! I think I smell estrogen..."
"There's a 10:1 male to female ratio here in Alaska."


"We'll save money on food...this 50lb bag of flour, some powdered hummus and whatever berries and fungi we can gather should do fine."
"If I keep my head in this grocery bag long enough will chocolate chips appear?"

"Is this hummus or gruel?"