Friday, January 30, 2009

Mosquito Netting

"So, how do you like Alaska?"
"We'll be working a mile off-trail in that general direction."
"I'll collect some pebbles to find my way back."
"Bear-o-bear, gently wake. Don't startle and scare and eat moogen-steak..."
"You'll be isolating detritus samples amidst the logging slash."
"A.K.A. putting dirt in a bag."
"Now take the tweezers and separate the detritus into its composite species."
"Dirt has species?"